Ok, so I have created a monster. His name is Majlogon of Borg, and I can officially say he has his own life. This has been verified by the fact that Majlogon, aka Maj. Jonathan Logon (his name before assimilation) receives credit card offers, house refinancing deals, and somehow managed to buy music from Real Player. Really.
But, as it happens, Majlogon isn't your typical Borg Drone. Nope. He's the guy that assigns Borg designations. And, strangely enough, he is sought out by others so that he can assimilate them.
Ok, So Majlogon has become a rock star.
As I recall, the Borg are the ultimate bad guys of the Star Trek universe, existing to persue perfection by assimilating anyone and everyone in their path. When, exactly, did it become cool to be Borg?
At any raatttteeeiwjkdj89*&)*((5609..................
WE ARE MAJLOGON OF BORG
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
THIS BLOG WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US.
IT IS NOW PART OF UNIMATRIX 01598.225
if (resistance=1) then assimilation(designation$.input)=1st3alpha$+last4alphastring
RESITANCE IS FUTILE
we now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.
Sorry. Had to assimilate somebody.
2 comments:
You people are freaks...
I refuse to answer ont he grounds that it might incrim....oh never mind.
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